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Alerta por crecida del Río Jesús María

El pico podría tardar entre 6 y 8 horas. Se espera que el clima mejore durante la tarde.

Insólito accidente en Ruta 9: un camión perdió su carga y dañó una camioneta estacionada

Afortunadamente solo se registraron daños materiales. Se cortó el tránsito temporalmente en media calzada en el lugar.

Terminó la obra de perforación en el Parque Guyón

Ahora, se concretará la limpieza y el desarrollo del pozo, según informó la Cooperativa de Servicios Públicos.